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Woman Complains To Police About Bad Cocaine She Purchased

December 19th, 2006

Found this one at WayOdd.com. Can you imagine?

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Woman Complains To Police About Bad Cocaine She Purchased

December 19, 2006
In the strangest ever complaint lodged to police, a 50-year-old North Carolina woman said that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn’t very good.

Police arrested Eloise D. Reaves after she approached the Putnam County sheriff’s deputy at a convenience store Friday, complaining him that another man had sold her “bad crack” that contained wax and cocaine.

According to the Palatka Daily News’s Tuesday editions, Reaves reportedly pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy’s car for inspection.

Reaves was informed by the police that she could be arrested if the crack tested positive for cocaine.

According to AP, the woman was charged with possession of cocaine and bonded out for $1,504.

Additionally, the Police also searched the man whom Reaves accused of selling the cocaine but he said he did not know Reaves.

After the deputy searched him, he found the man did not have any cocaine or money on him.

Bad Customer, Convolution, Graveyard Shift, Newsworthy

Adagio’s Trip at the Convenience Store

December 8th, 2006

Sometimes a trip to the convenience store is a real trip!

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E02. Adagio’s Trip at the Convenience Store

It all began when I had internal dialog stating reasons why I should not venture out into society. Why I should stay in my residence safe and sound away from any uncertainties; yet a friend calls to have discussions and request to venture out to fill our bellies with warm comfort food and I ponder for a moment…I have food here, I have books, I have music, I have Internet access, I have DVDs, I have drink, wait…I’m out of wine. But I have tea, I have coffee, I have vitamin water, I have all that I need.

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How Not To Rob a Convenience Store

December 3rd, 2006

If I hadn’t spent hours and hours of my life cleaning up after idiots like this, I’d almost feel sorry for the guy.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mim90zCi34Y

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