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		<title>Woman Complains To Police About Bad Cocaine She Purchased</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 18:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this one at WayOdd.com. Can you imagine?
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Woman Complains To Police About Bad Cocaine She Purchased
December 19, 2006
In the strangest ever complaint lodged to police, a 50-year-old North Carolina woman said that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn&#8217;t very good.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this one at <a style="border-bottom-style: groove" href="http://www.wayodd.com/woman-complains-to-police-about-bad-cocaine-she-purchased/v/5983/">WayOdd.com</a>. Can you imagine?</p>
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<blockquote><p><strong><small>Woman Complains To Police About Bad Cocaine She Purchased</small></strong></p>
<p>December 19, 2006<br />
In the strangest ever complaint lodged to police, a 50-year-old North Carolina woman said that the crack cocaine she had just purchased wasn&#8217;t very good.</p>
<p>Police arrested Eloise D. Reaves after she approached the Putnam County sheriff&#8217;s deputy at a convenience store Friday, complaining him that another man had sold her &#8220;bad crack&#8221; that contained wax and cocaine.</p>
<p>According to the Palatka Daily News&#8217;s Tuesday editions, Reaves reportedly pulled an alleged crack rock out of her mouth and placed it on the deputy&#8217;s car for inspection.</p>
<p>Reaves was informed by the police that she could be arrested if the crack tested positive for cocaine.</p>
<p>According to AP, the woman was charged with possession of cocaine and bonded out for $1,504.</p>
<p>Additionally, the Police also searched the man whom Reaves accused of selling the cocaine but he said he did not know Reaves.</p>
<p>After the deputy searched him, he found the man did not have any cocaine or money on him.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case</title>
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Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case
September 15, 2006  MCKEESPORT, Pa.
&#8211;A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thankfully, I haven&#8217;t seen this one happen&#8230;yet.</p>
<blockquote><p>Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case</p>
<p>September 15, 2006  MCKEESPORT, Pa.</p>
<p>&#8211;A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/09/15/woman_pleads_guilty_in_fake_penis_case/">Read More</a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>How Not To Rob a Convenience Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2006 15:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I hadn&#8217;t spent hours and hours of my life cleaning up after idiots like this, I&#8217;d almost feel sorry for the guy.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I hadn&#8217;t spent hours and hours of my life cleaning up after idiots like this, I&#8217;d almost feel sorry for the guy.</p>
<p>Wisdom</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mim90zCi34Y">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mim90zCi34Y</a></p>
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